Five reasons why periods suck!

(1) THEY’RE PERIODS FOR GOD’S SAKE.
Nobody, and let me make this very very clear, nobody. Likes to bleed through their vagina with no control over the flow. Name one person who actually does? I mean, are they even human?
(2) Mood swings
From “I want chocolate”, to “I absolutely hate you”, one feels all emotions humanly possible to be felt that too within a matter of seconds. Like it’s so twisted that you’d even wanna cuddle with someone you hate at the same minute as wanting to die.
(3) All athletic ideas hit during this time
Being a major procrastinator and couch potato, have sporty ideas is not my thing. But when I do? Well, what do you know? I’m not in the condition to run.
(4) stomach cramps
*groans* This is like the worst thing that can happen to a girl because we generally suck at tolerating pain anyway. We have to spend like three hours in bed just trying to find a position that won’t potentially kill us in our sleep.
(5) Constant worry
We’re always so freaked out about the smell or staining that we often forget to live in the moment. One wrong move and those white jeans will be red before you know it.

Yes. I may be on my period as I wrote this, mostly because I can’t fall back asleep.
Until later.

16 Comments Add yours

  1. Eva says:

    XD *ROFL*
    Agreed though.

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  2. Reading your post makes me glad to be a man!

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    1. Hahah I’m sure it does xD

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  3. Noirfifre says:

    For stomach cramp, lie on a rough surface and if you drink cold drinks minimize it to cool or room temperature [it gives you less intense ache when your period comes along]. These work for me :). Oh and if you like ginger tea, it works as well.

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    1. Aww that is so sweet! Thank you so much

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  4. I’m menstruating too! Let’s start a club. Lol.

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    1. Why not? Viva le mensturation

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      1. I like that: “Viva le Menstruation!”

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  5. Hahah thank you so much! I’m currently boarding my flight.

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