To his next best friend…

Now I’m going to be very frank with you, chances are that I’m very well acquainted with you and have tried to make your life hell, if not then I’m lying, however, if you make him happy then I swear to steer clear of the both of you. He can be a very complicated guy at times and it is essential that you understand him.
I’m writing to you not to make you feel inferior, but as a simple guide to help you understand him better.
First of all, understand that he has an ego the size of a elephant, you don’t always have to counter it with yours. He’s going to throw tantrums and yes, you’re gonna have to deal with them because you love him anyway.
Don’t touch his hair. I beg of you don’t. Don’t even try. He’s not going to agree, I still fail to understand why he’s so possessive about them anyway, but just don’t.
Whether you like it or not, whether you want to answer it or not, he will at least once ask you,”USA or Russia?” And yes my friend, if you want this friendship going anywhere, you better be saying Russia.
He’s moody, almost as though he’s perpetually PMS’ing but believe me, upset or not, you’re gonna love being there for him simply because of who he is.
YES! Yes, he was born in 1999! Don’t keep reminding him, actually, I give you full permission to, his reactions are so adorable sometimes that one can’t help it.
If he’s upset, please call him, and no matter what he says, don’t hang up, even your silence will be more than comforting for him. He’s afraid of getting attached to people because of his insecurities, remind him that he’s amazing and how much you love him, he’ll appreciate that. Who won’t anyway?
He’s like the most sensitive and girly guy you’ll have met. From “is this hairstyle okay” to “what do I reply”, it’s all going to be under you. Approving his girlfriends and crushes is definitely going to be an added perk!
But other than that, on a more serious note, he’s the most genuine person you’ll ever meet, the sweetest heart of them all, and you’re lucky if he lets you in because that’s a privilege not all receive.
I won’t go into too much detail, you are his best friend after all, I’m sure you know it all. Keep him happy and content, you’re his only constant, just like I was once.
Regards
TheNarcissisticGirlNextDoor

4 Comments Add yours

  1. Quixie says:

    1999! He’s a baby (spoken from this old lady;))! It sounds like you know this guy really well.

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    1. Hahah yes he is! I know him inside out *proud mommy look*

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  2. Noirfifre says:

    This piece reminds me of a heartfelt Romantic Comedy ;). *Please do not throw the knife*

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