Hey guys! This letter is a part of my newest pet project called “The anonymous letters project” The name in itself is fairly self explanatory, I want to offer to all the writers, the poets, the deep thinkers, the lovers and everyone who feels the need to express; a platform where they can be honest and address letters to whomever and whatever they want without the fear of judgement. Ideally, the writers name is meant to be anonymous, however, in certain cases, the name may be revealed if the person so chooses.
If anyone wishes to be a part of this project they may email me their letters at firstname.lastname@example.org or fill this form if they wish to keep their identity a complete secret.
Dear Celebrity Crush,
Dear my crazy stupid celebrity crush,
When I saw your first film, you were just a sideline
And that though of a villain so bad
That it made each scene you were in look so good
I mean you had a gun and were walking in a scaring rush
You may say it was your inner adrenaline
But it was a deadly combination of your accent and looks that of a young lad
That gave me goosebumps of fear and sex wherever you stood
After the film, that night I had a dream
That I and my friends were in that very same flight!
When it stopped by one airport for a while
Within a few minutes You and your army stormed into the flight gates
As the bullets ran, I heard people’s loud frightening screams
I tried to run, but you grabbed me in your arms with a grip so tight
That it smelt of wrath with a tinge of sexual vile
“This is a hijack” exclaimed you and your terror mates
When I tried to escape, you caught hold of me
Then you pulled me and shoved me inside the washroom
And before you could pull out your gun I did the most psychotic act by pulling your collar, chest to chest
Slapping you just once and then kissing you!?
Though in fantasy our lips mated for long, I agree
I do not expect a devil like you to be my groom
Instead if you’d proposed to me, I’d choose to run
Despite us making love inside there with zest
As in reality, If you loved me so much, you’d let me go
That girl who is not just your fan seeing your films at a multiplex mall
Your humility and hard work developed a higher regard for you in me,
Your fan girl
P.S-.you acted beautifully Though you generally meet the requirements for my man crush, being humble and talented as well as handsome, lean and tall If you love someone else, I will not force my love on you and let you and your significant other be