To his next best friend…

Now I’m going to be very frank with you, chances are that I’m very well acquainted with you and have tried to make your life hell, if not then I’m lying, however, if you make him happy then I swear to steer clear of the both of you. He can be a very complicated guy…

It’s over. Come back.

It’s over, come back honey. The people you care about won’t always reciprocate. You have your whole life ahead of you darlin’. Back to square one, oh baby! I know how you feel. It’s another few years and this will all blow over and you can start a new life elsewhere, like you always wanted….